God Makes Surprise Visit To UK Church

Submitted by Divine Submissive on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 9:56am.
Parishioners at the Episcopal Church of Bristol, South West England, were left stunned and in awe of His glory Sunday, when the Lord God Almighty dropped by their 11 a.m. service unannounced. Interrupting Pastor Terry Pridgen's sermon on His unending mercy, God appeared suddenly before His flock as an intense beam of white light,

"Thought I'd just pop in and see how things were going. Please, pretend like I'm not even here."

According to wholly repentant witnesses, who were scarcely able to look upon the Alpha and Omega, much less conceive of the enormity of His Might, God did not speak again for the entirety of the service.

"I don't think anyone knew He was coming," said churchgoer William Pinter.

Since the Almighty's decision to stop by the Episcopal Church, the theological world has been thrown into chaos. Episcopal leaders said God's appearance was indisputable proof that their denomination is the one true faith, but afternoon sightings of the Lord at two other Bristol churches, as well as one mosque, have cast doubt on that theory.

Divine Submissive

adapted from
The Onion

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